[DeepL Translation - needs review] "Hello, young people:
I am Luis Piedrahita and I want to present you the funniest book of the 21st century, A mí este siglo se me está haciendo largo. In it I will write about cheese. What is that? That is cheese. I will write about toilet seats. What is this chapter about? It's about toilets, Satan. I'll write about washcloths and rags, and explain how every rag catches everything. I will write about seafood, for from the most arid sea comes the best seaf...
